Stop licking my frogs

Even I’m not online enough to know what an Emily is and I’m not sure I want to know

Clearly the cowboy pony was a racist republican

Don’t fuck with shuppet they’ll get your ass

Mimikyu being an adorable little goober while the description says it’s real form is so messed up that people just up and die from the shock of seeing it is pretty funny.

That’s what a fish is?!

Two people I never thought I’d see in the same sentence

I’m about to eat a nuclear sub I swear to ya mutha

OK for real, how am I supposed to know what personality traits of mine are unhealthy coping mechanisms and which are ‘normal’? What parts of me are acceptable and which parts of me are signs of ‘oh dear that poor delusional person is clearly is compensating for their shitty life’?

I am so sick of second guessing my every thought, action and interest.

Cat’s do it and they seem pretty happy

Ghost Pokemon in general are great

Spooky boi

The US uses my country as a glorified military base, so I’ll say whatever the fuck I want.

Yeah my ass is perfect, thanks for noticing.

“Winning at life.” and its variations are so gross. You don’t get to decide for me what I want out of life. You don’t get to shame people for not living up to your ideals of success.

Wild is I see even grown ass leftists talk like you aren’t a valid human being unless you want the 1.5 children and the white fence. Because really the sentiment boils down to “How well are you functioning to the standards of our current society? Are you a loser or a winner™?”

Thinly veiled ableism wrapped in neoliberal conformity.

Yes. To the point where I’ve seen people use talking points that I’ve only seen people use on places like here.

I’m seeing a lot more of “Dems are on the same side as republicans, the side of capitalism.” Which would have been wild to see anywhere that isn’t tankie space a short while ago. A lot more anti-lib stuff from a leftist perspective.

I’ve never used Twitter

Downside: It makes me out of touch

Upside: I’m not on the gross Nazi CSAM site