Terms and conditions for joining the polycule:

All applicants must able to praise and insult Mamdani at the same time. If you cannot do this, practice in your own time until you get it RIGHT.

No stinky people (except owls)

No complaining about Dort_Owl using your toothbrush for art. They are very talented and you will praise their work.

You will not avoid macaroni Fridays I FUCKING KNOW YOU’VE BEEN AVOIDING MY HOMEMADE MACARONI I WORKED HARD ON THAT.

Using the comically large spoon to eat anything but grain during a famine is not allowed. It is not funny to hit other members of the polycule over the head and say “I’m spooning you! Haha!” This is harassment.

No twinks