I was shown this the other day and I was laughing for minutes straight
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Damn hope your bones heal well.
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Still love the Intellifuck
Maxxxing out my IQ by dropping 10 dickpills and acing my finals with a raging hardon
I wasn’t even worried about bone rot until they mentioned it. It certainly causes whatever that is.
Looking for the obvious plant logo, can’t find it, so these must be real
I once saw a man have a heart attack from taking some of these. It is a gamble taking a pill with an unknown ammount of unkown substances.
His girlfriend looked happy though.
He couldn’t handle Intellifuck
:potion-seller:
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how am i supposed to increase my fuck speed without diarrhea? the physics do not pencil out on this one, gentlemen.
Surely diarrhea is what increases fuck strength, fuck speed would require alternating pissing and shidding.
you would think so, but the “clench and shiver” technique of a sudden diarrhea attack accelerates hip thrusting by an order of magnitude.
Well, so long as there’s no bone rot, I’ll try it
My no bone rot packaging has a lot of people asking questions that were already answered by the packaging.
Well what you’re really trying to avoid is boner rot.
This is not a thing where Iive
I want to be intellifuck just like einstein.Okay first you want to get with your cousin
How would it induce avascular necrosis (Bone rot)? Is there steroids in the normal gas station dick pills?
It’s an advertising gimmick which is meant to imply that the other nine varieties of gas station dick pills hanging next to this one DO cause your dick to fall off while you’re shitting uncontrollably all over the Super 8 Motel.
I don’t think so but the fact it needs to be asked is worrying.
“Nothing on this package indicates that these are dick pills.”
-Albert Einstein
I want to have fuck time with you.
mine eyes have seen the glory/of the gas station dick pill…
I’m not shidding out my doodoo ass/to fuck rhinoceros
I was thinking
It gave me great big boner/now I am extremely ill
What about Pill Station Gas Dick?
I read the title as Gas station dill pickle and I was like hell yeah, gas station pickles rule!
no diarrhea
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