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how am i supposed to increase my fuck speed without diarrhea? the physics do not pencil out on this one, gentlemen.
Surely diarrhea is what increases fuck strength, fuck speed would require alternating pissing and shidding.
you would think so, but the “clench and shiver” technique of a sudden diarrhea attack accelerates hip thrusting by an order of magnitude.