


half devil, half child



someone is going to read that as “white monster” energy drink and take you to a starbucks


when are all these countries he’s threatening going to put together a coalition of the willing





brace says if you use meth for long enough you either become a nazi or you become gay, but what happens if you’re already a nazi?


sing a little broadway for em peter


bros life was a shitpost in a way i will forever envy


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I don’t even fucking want healthcare anymore, why do we deserve it.



that’s what you get when italians move into the neighborhood 😒


i’m winning at life by having a higher score (seed ratio) than most people


you’re supposed to say “unalive” not the k-word





can’t even buy treats in the burgerreich anymore smh


old: wearing a mask to protect myself and everyone around me
gold: wearing a mask so i pass more easily


if you like shooting games get MDK2


erm, it’s called X The Everything App, and Everything means Everything 
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