Ok but consider the fact that in order for this time to be accurate, you’d have to be biking nonstop for 3 entire days.

CBS should make every day “Whiskey Fridays” because the only way I’d find watching CBS enjoyable is if I’m drunk.

Panel 1: Nazis

Panel 2: graciously giving brown people food after destabilizing their country

Panel 3: war criminals getting what they deserve

Panel 4: just two assholes

If I’m a domestic terrorist regardless of what I do…

Hm.

Uh, hypothetically where could you get one of these?

cereal got it’s balls back

Time to guzzle down some balls drenched in white fluid before me and my definitely not gay bros get all sweaty at the gym.

A desolate beach without a single soul in sight?