i don’t get it either. the traditional wallet design has been around for centuries. holds an assortment of shit of various sizes. bank cards, id cards, business cards, paper bills, and priority papers like checks, notes. i dont carry all that shit all the time and keep my wallet paired down to the essentials, but it can accomodate all of those things easily.

an ideal wallet is sized to the pocket i put it in, because thats where it lives. its essentially a nest of pockets that is sized to fit into a garment pocket.

these new wallets are sized to a accomodate a specific sized item, which was itself originally sized to accomodate wallets. it seems like ass-backward design. ive thought about trying one out for a bit just to see, but they seem pretty overpriced for what they are. and they’d be loose in my pocket, because they’re awkwardly sized compared to any pocket i would put it in.

no one is buying “we can attach rules to the funding and reign them in” when the rogue agency is already openly flaunting their ability to break existing laws on camera without any consequences. rules and training aren’t going to fix shit. actual terminations and swift prosecutions might.

even if i were some dipshit lib who believed this assholes, this strategic messaging is a total failure.

one of those movies that was on cable rotation that i would stop to watch every time.

“OK, here’s the plan: we don’t even stop. We ride like hell.”

and

“Stupid sumbich. Knocked itself cold.”

“Cold my ass. He’s dead.”

lol, that reminds of this unhinged Cataan game that went down where we managed to get into a situation of IOUs leveraged against future resource earnings and one of the players that broke a contract.

it was hilarious how the entire table turned against them and embargoed everything they wanted to do, even at great personal cost.

these assholes couldn’t build a hotel in Paramus, NJ by 2032.

i assumed that was a a mobile Antifa submarine base out of Catalina dedicated to weed distribution and printing elementary school books on critical race theory.

even I must admit that antifa supersoldiers relocating the entire city of Chicago to a fortified bunker in the rugged Nickajack region, and placing it under the authority of the Chicamagua Cherokee is a strategic masterstroke that reactionaries have no counter for.

there’s a line in there about how NATO is built in mutual respect for sovereignty, borders, and self-determination.

funniest shit ive read all day.

almost as funny as the theatricality of pretending to be happy dog in the kennel doing tricks for kibble while simultaneously being an equal partner on a team.

lmao, i forgot or maybe never fully realized how shitty literally everything except the VFX is in those movies.

like the stilted ass dialog and delivery, it’s like watching posed mannequins with robotic voice overs.

Andor absolutely ruined my ability to watch SW stuff uncritically, lmao.

i really appreciate the notion that begging and public homelessness are tightly managed in china, but not the US: the literal home of bulldozed tent cities, anti-panhandling laws, and even ordinances specifically saying not to provide food to the homeless in public parks.

the author needs their ass kicked and then to be shoved out of a moving vehicle to pretty much any city in the US with no cash, no cell phone, and no ID/cards. so they can realize they can’t even take a piss without breaking the law.

emotional: seeking to disband and demobilize the Gestapo to prevent further harm.

rational public policy to protect: extrajudicial executions carried out in the streets by the Gestapo as they scream in white nationalist rage.

the first rule about fartin’ in the tub, is you do not talk about fartin’ in the tub.

the second rule about fartin’ in the tub, is you do not talk about fartin’ in the tub.

the third rule is one tub to a fart.

im seeing a lot of new faces which means a lot of you are breaking the first two rules.

lots of posts in there, but this one made me laugh.

My oldest daughter is a federal law enforcement officer and was required to attend FLETC for training. She said the classes were originally a mix of federal agents—NPS, etc.—but they ended up filling a large number of seats with ICE agents, to the point that it overwhelmed the training facility.

Anyways one of the ICE trainees reportedly got drunk, stole a government vehicle, and crashed it.

Absolute shit show.

you would think so, but the “clench and shiver” technique of a sudden diarrhea attack accelerates hip thrusting by an order of magnitude.

how am i supposed to increase my fuck speed without diarrhea? the physics do not pencil out on this one, gentlemen.

ive seen all of the “Burger Has Fallen” movies and willingly celebrate the filmography of Gerard Butler, like a pig rolling in hot August garbage. Angel Has Fallen is the funniest one, just for an extensive scene where his paranoid PTSD hermit father goes vietcong tunnel rat in the mountains of Jerkwater, West Virginia against the Blackwater-standin mercs. fuck i think im gonna rewatch that shit again this week.

anyway, the first Greenland movie is hilarious. like some kind of eugenics-central planning + apocalypse fever dream of suburban dad vs a doomed Burgerland. i can’t even fathom how they franchise it into a sequel, so that will be the subtext of its sequel for me while i stuff potato wedges into my laughing gob.

Gerard Butler, you have done it again.

lmao, as someone wallowing in the psychospiritual dungheap of Burgerland, i unironically have a lot of respect for this person’s constructed cosmology.

i can imagine this being an area where the separation of powers actually rears its head.

the US government is all about asset forfeiture. the courts allow it, the lawmakers codify it, and the executive does it. they all work together with the eager efficiency of desperate lovers.

but built into that is the assurance that each branch gets their taste of that sweet plunder. not an equal split, but none is left out.

unless im misunderstanding the EO, this is like the executive saying “no, it’s all mine, you can’t even ask how much there is.”

i need that filter in the mirror for when im grooming my facial hair or getting dressed to go to the grocery store.

trump should personally plan the invasion. air drop all our dudes smack into the middle of the landmass in early february. mission accomplished.