I can’t be a paedophile because there isn’t a child equivalent for men, whom I am very gay horny for.
I always got bad vibes from Jeffrey Epstein, should have guessed he was homophobic
He talked about Don getting blown by
“bubba”. He might not have been into boys himself but I don’t think he gave a shit when it came to procuring kompromat.I thought it was the other way around, and that the name used was “Trump”
While it wouldn’t particularly surprise me to learn Don was giving blowjobs, I can’t help but consider that there are several women and girls also named Trump
The good old KevinSpacey
there has got to be a term for this when these guys (kevin spacey, lord mountbatten, this fuckin’ guy) get caught out doing child sexual assault and try to code it out as “you caught me, i’m gay.”
the subgenre of that is "you cant be mad I did this because, well, autism.
The elon musk defence
Carding.
sing a little broadway for em peter
So you’re saying there’s a cabin boy aspect to this?
I swear he was just lifting my luggage… and the occasional nude massage, but nothing more I swear!
Alan Dershowitz: “I didn’t even enjoy the penis massage!”
Impeccable defense
I thought a lot more of them would do the “I had no idea about the sex stuff, I just went to the pedophile island for non-pedophile related reasons.” defence. Surprised this is the first time I’ve seen someone actually argue for it.
