Oh no my Valheim base!

did you take a moment to teach him the correct way to do it?

Of course!

The Super Mario Galaxy Tshirt really pulls this image together.

I’m currently stuck living with my mom till I get a better job (hopefully 🙏) and honestly, I was happy when she got a new BF cuz getting laid puts her in a WAY better mood.

She’s not getting drunk on wine and trauma dumping about her ex to me every other night.

Ooof this one hit home a little

It would be pretty funny if by the end of his tenure he turned out to be pretty fucking based and all his Lib moments were calculated REALPOLITIK maneuvering.

I mean, I HIGHLY doubt anything even close to that will be the case, but it would be a humorous reversal of trends around here.

Oh god I may discover the hot woman I’m dating is a slightly paler hot woman!

Dr. Wolf, I think you’re just horny and projecting a bit.

Alan Dershowitz: “I didn’t even enjoy the penis massage!”

I wish I was less nice

Well that explains why my autistic self has a big juicy 🍑

geoups

And maybe one hot other person who was really into me.

He’s been Mayor for like a week and I’m already fed up with hearing about him.

I’m not an expert but from what I understand there were Norse colonies on Greenland for a while, mostly for harvesting Walrus ivory, but they were pretty much just tiny outposts for collecting one rare commodity for export back to their home. Also I think they generally had pretty amicable relations with the Inuit.

The Vikings arrived before they did.

Wouldn’t that more legitimize Denmark’s claim then? Since they are a Nordic country.

FYI people who say shit like this know they are lying. They aren’t victim’s of propaganda or poor education or anything like that, they’ve just embraced the hyper-narcissism of fascism where they can knowingly hold totally contradictory ideas in their head because they are the ultimate individual in the world around which all reality bends. There’s really no reason to sympathize or infantilize these sorts of people because they are totally aware of what they are doing and are doing it because it gives them moral license to indulge the darkest corners of their ego.

Yeah “political org that’s actually just a Polycule” seems to be an oddly common experience around here.