did you take a moment to teach him the correct way to do it?

Of course!

The Super Mario Galaxy Tshirt really pulls this image together.

I’m currently stuck living with my mom till I get a better job (hopefully 🙏) and honestly, I was happy when she got a new BF cuz getting laid puts her in a WAY better mood.

She’s not getting drunk on wine and trauma dumping about her ex to me every other night.

Ooof this one hit home a little

It would be pretty funny if by the end of his tenure he turned out to be pretty fucking based and all his Lib moments were calculated REALPOLITIK maneuvering.

I mean, I HIGHLY doubt anything even close to that will be the case, but it would be a humorous reversal of trends around here.

Oh god I may discover the hot woman I’m dating is a slightly paler hot woman!

Dr. Wolf, I think you’re just horny and projecting a bit.

Alan Dershowitz: “I didn’t even enjoy the penis massage!”

I wish I was less nice

Well that explains why my autistic self has a big juicy 🍑

geoups

And maybe one hot other person who was really into me.

He’s been Mayor for like a week and I’m already fed up with hearing about him.

I’m not an expert but from what I understand there were Norse colonies on Greenland for a while, mostly for harvesting Walrus ivory, but they were pretty much just tiny outposts for collecting one rare commodity for export back to their home. Also I think they generally had pretty amicable relations with the Inuit.

The Vikings arrived before they did.

Wouldn’t that more legitimize Denmark’s claim then? Since they are a Nordic country.

Yeah “political org that’s actually just a Polycule” seems to be an oddly common experience around here.