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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

My boss keeps saying everything is bad because of the woke agender. Who is this agender and why do they have so much power?

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My boss keeps saying everything is bad because of the woke agender. Who is this agender and why do they have so much power?

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    It is me, I am them

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Come over here let me take agender at ya!”

  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Me. It’s me. Except I don’t have power and I’m frustrated that your boss keeps blaming me for everything. Fuck.

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Boss says he needs the reports on his desk by 5pm

      • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Ahh. If my boss would give me hard deadlines then at least I could feel good about forcing myself to accomplish things that make the world a worse place instead of just teetering on the edge of getting fired while pretending a lack of action is praxis. sadness-abysmal

        • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Its ok me and you are going to the pub for a 3 hour lunch then sneaking off home

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            It’s not ok, but at least I’m tipsy? headpat

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      That was a timely tagline wtf

      • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        Does this mean you should survive or maintain an erection to kill?

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          Too ace-heart to do anything but maniacally laugh at this right now.

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            Asexual and amurderous

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    Don’t worry I’m looking into it

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    anti-italian-discrimination No, it’s woke a-gender!

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