deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]
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Cake day: September 15th, 2021
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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
videos@hexbear.net•An oldie but a goodie: "Libertarian Presidential Debate - Should Driving a Vehicle Require a Government License?" [More inside]English
12·2 days ago“What’s next?! A licesnse to make toast in your own goddamn toaster?!?!”
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•It's too late Republicans; Antifa supersoldiers have already begun moving cities while everyone wasn't looking.English
34·2 days agoThese kids can’t read and they’re very upset.
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•AI Bubble Day 1141: the money guys are kraussmaxxingEnglish
6·2 days agoFake money.
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Florida Candidate Seeks Sin Tax on OnlyFans Models, Calls Them 'Wh*res'English
28·2 days agoCheck his hard drive (and his basement).
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Oh god... Oh fuck.English
39·2 days agobombbombbomb bomblindseygraham
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•hexbear.netEnglish
17·3 days agobeats reddit
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
chat@hexbear.net•Sooo... Friends?English
9·7 days ago
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
podcasts@hexbear.net•Episode 1000: How The West Was WingEnglish
2·7 days agoI can’t believe they got Jon Hamm to narrate!
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•LPT: If you don't jail the Nazi's they will fucking kill youEnglish
23·7 days agoSorry, John Brown, I don’t mean to disappoint it’s just the lib mods of this site don’t allow

deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•the oldest zoomers are turning 30 this yearEnglish
2·7 days agoYou could wake up dead tomorrow!

deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Italians malding over their “traditional” food being done wrong is the funniest shit everEnglish
11·7 days agoFix It Again Tony
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•My boss keeps saying everything is bad because of the woke agender. Who is this agender and why do they have so much power?English
2·7 days ago“Come over here let me take agender at ya!”
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
memes@hexbear.net•Petro, please don'tEnglish
1·8 days ago
“So Mr. President, how many kilos you need?”
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•You think they all just get together in a ROOMEnglish
1·8 days agoSometimes an island.
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•When evangelicals start getting so anti-Catholic they start denying the divinity of JesusEnglish
1·9 days agoWhy can’t you say “Jesus saves”
Someone doesn’t understand transubstantiation!
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•You will never guess what NBC news decides to ask these things (hint: The toys are Chinese)English
1·11 days agoWhat happened at Zuccotti Park?
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
electoralism@hexbear.net•DSA Congressional Candidate Alexa Avilés bows out as Mamdani backs self-described “liberal Zionist” and opponent of BDS, Brad LanderEnglish
0·1 month agoThis was a simple quid pro quo for Lander stepping aside in the primary.










Holy shit.