I was thinking about adding some tongue twisters in to my voice training routine, since they’ll have different sets of sounds than what I normally use in conversation. Here’s one for each day of the next week.

Monday

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a lifelong lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block

Tuesday

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

Wednesday

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread

Thursday

A blanched black bug bleeds black blood but what color blood does a bland blue bug bleed?

Friday

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes

Saturday

If you must cross a coarse cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully

Sunday

Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes

If you want something normal sounding to say instead, try the Harvard Sentences. Or read a book to someone!


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      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        You would need a temporary resident status specifically a Study Permit.

        You would apply to the school, then later when applying for your study permit you will show them the acceptance letter (and other stuff). You need money, but dark secret Canadian immigration secret is they only check financial capability at around the GDP per capital of Mexico and below. How do I know? I worked at IRCC and thats the official direction.

        You do not need a passport, just proof of American citizenship. Regardless, it might be easier to have one now even if you have to boymode for it right now. You will apply once a year for every year you’re in school, it will cover that year. The cost is about $300 CAD to apply.

        The very first step is picking a school and looking at requirements and applications, deciding what you want to study. There’s lots of little technical schools all over Canada if your heart says it wants you to do med tech - SAIT and NAIT in Alberta, BCIT (Burnaby in BC) all have very good reputations in the west. Or Ontario has a lot too.

        If/when you get a study permit, youd be able to enter Canada as typical and the school should be able to help you sort out any other requirements on their end. Typically you can work part time on campus with a study permit (usually some food service or retail job), I think up to 20 hours a week? But they’ve been looser about that, starting to be more strict.

        Canadian medtech skills and education can transfer back to the US if thats what you want. Theres a different liscencing/exam thing for the US called ASCP? At worst youd just write that exam later if you want to go back across the border after a couple years. The old system was that you could get a PGWP (post grad work permit) for as many years as you studied more or less automatically, this would be an open work permit you can go anywhere with. Now you might only be able to do it with a job offer somewhere critical - lab techs are critical enough that theyd absolutely consider your PGWP application.

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          I’m not the one you’re replying to but I’m saving this because I’m right on the border of Canada and really dislike the US (although Canada is no haven either, it feels less… hectic) and I’ve also wanted to work in healthcare for a while.

          Lab tech sounds like a great job for me, but does I require the rigorous med school training? I don’t think I can do 4 (?)years med school + residency + deal with the patients as well as blood and injuries (samples are fine) and all the other stuff

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            Med tech school is typically 2 years, not a full bachelors. These are the people that do like labs and bloodwork and stool sample and so on. Sometimes its 2.5 years. Usually half a year to a full year will be in clinicals (youd be a student but also doing the job more or less instead of class).

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          Sorry for the late reply. Today was super busy. Thank you for all the information. I definitely intend on getting a passport while I can still boymode and haven’t changed any docs.

          SAIT and NAIT in Alberta, BCIT

          Maybe I’m looking at the wrong thing, I don’t know, but it looks really expensive. I guess I don’t know what I expected. My little heart just wants a job that doesn’t suck the soul out of my body and lets me rent my own place. Maybe some parts of healthcare could do that.

          That’s really nice to know I could take a test and get my American license. And that lab tech is critical enough I could probably get a work permit in Canada. The way things are going I’d rather stay there if I was at all able to.

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            Depending on the school even international tuition in Canada can be cheaper than a school in the US with domestic tuition. Except for like in state community college or the in state public university. It helps that up here its a 2 year program and apparently in the US its often a full 4 year degree.

            It is expensive still, youd obviously need loans and/or serious scholarships/grants. You can get loans to study aabroad. That tuition is just school costs, it doesnt cover housing food etc. But you could get in dorms, meet some people, be yourself.

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              Oh really? I guess school is just expensive idk. That’s good to know if I was going to do school here then. May as well be in Canada and experience that. Doing something that’s only 2 years feels a lot more achievable to me. And yea I guess I could probably get loans to go internationally. I hadn’t thought about that being possible I guess.

              meet some people, be yourself

              god kitty-cri-screm definitely crying tonight… Thank you again terminal.