Dont let them google “sinosphere” they will get an aneurysm
China be old yo
Most of these numbers seem directly pulled from his or at least someone’s ass. I didn’t realise 1240 was only 360 years ago. But even taking them at their word China has controlled pretty much all of its territory since before the burger reich existed.
Every part of China in this image that he claims is “not really China” has more age and legitimacy as being part of China than the United States where Noah resides and nationalistically simps for has legitimacy to exist at all.
Optimistically, most of the comments to this were pointing that out.
Pessimistically, I looked at twitter comments to learn that.
Every part of China in this map is claimed by Taiwan.
Do they also claim Viet Nam and Korea? Weren’t those territories in Tang or Han Dynasty?
Wouldn’t say so, Taiwan’s territorial claims are basically China’s + even more territory as well as the South China Sea. It just adds to the farce of it all.
Afaik RoC claims the Qing Dynasty territories inherited after the Old Democratic Revolution. Viet Nam and Korea declared independence way before Qing Dynasty rule.
Yes, that is indeed what I said. Essentially, Taiwan hasn’t been in a position to negotiate any land claims since it hasn’t been in charge. It also can’t and won’t unilaterally let go of any of those claims - either because of the status quo or because they also have assets in the South China Sea.
Solution? Taiwan SAR.
“New china” is new by the standards of china. it’s been han, and chinese-speaking, since longer than many european countries have been whatever they think they are (england being “english”, spain being “spanish”, etc.).
the basis for this whole thing seem to be historic government control rather than culture or ethnicity or history?
actually someone should make a similar map for europe, it would be funny and make a lot of dorks really angry. the longer somewhere has been controlled by rome or one of its supposed successors, the more “european” it is.
- Rome, Greece, Istanbul: Old Europe.
- Levant, Northern Italy, Moscow, Balkans: New Europe.
- Spain, France, British Isles, Germany, Austria: Sort of Europe
- Scandinavia, Netherlands, Poland: Not really Europe
edit: Balkans deserve to be in the category of New Europe, they’re more european than Germany
edit 2: I’m pooosting
New China means its 2000 years old instead of the usual 4000, its like how the new kingdom of egypt is 3000 years old
New City in south Italy exist for like 2500 years. In Czechia there are twin towns of Old Boleslav and New Boleslav, which were founded few years apart, but it was over a thousand years ago.
Europe is pretty much Superior Iberia. Actual Iberia is Real Iberia ie royal Iberia, UK is Isleberia, all of Germany+NL+Scandinavia is Supercracker Iberia, anything east of that is Iberiovska or barely Iberia.
North Africa is Araberia
I’m Arabering all over the place
italy is iberia minor, france is iberia alta, poland is iberia borea
“iberia borea” is a very funny set of syllables
Forgot about Italy and France. I like iberia minor for Italy. France is Punished Iberia
istria is old europe, you heathen
fake, they built istria in 2010 to film game of thrones
do a map like this for the US boss
Is this guy a troll? If I look at this map I see that China is based and anti imperialistic AF. All stuff they hold seems to be older than the Yankee Reich. That’s quite crazy with how big they are.
It is cool and sad. The more I learn about China the better it gets, the more I learn about Europe the worse it gets. Yet I am doomed to live in Europe that once again goes down the shitter and I don’t even deserve sympathy, standing on a big ol pile of imperialisms murdered victims.
Time to seek out local communists for organization. That way I am at least first on the train to the new camps.
Organizing the way to stop feeling defeated by all the terrible things that happen in the name of imperialism because it allows you to channel your anger into productivity, gives you a sense of purpose and it provides you with comrades who feel the same way as you.
Results may vary depending on which organization you join and how well it fits your worldview and skillset.
Can I have the burning US, Ukraine and Taiwan flag my hexbear comrades?
Have this too, as a little treat
Ty!
Thx! Our emoji catalog isn’t as colorful as yours, so I have to post them as images.
the color scheme on this is crazy, a light color for 1000 years of habitation?? lmfao many european languages havent even existed that long
Yeah, imagine putting countries like America, Canada, and Australia together with this in a chart. I get the feeling it would change the color gradient of the entire image, like a form of white balancing.
There is something really wrong with this guy. He once posted a strange “white woman who only dates indian men” meme. The orientals are on his mind 24/7.
Always confuses me when I see that. It would take these guys way less time, effort and energy to just not be a racist shithead, they could actually go and accomplish something with themselves instead of complaining about
all day. It just seems like a massive waste of time to me, even putting aside how gross and foul these people are.
If 100-200 years is negligible then what does it mean for Ukraine Noah
Good point. I watched the events leading to the creation of the Ukrainian state on live color TV.
I wonder what this guy’s thoughts on
is“sort of china” is one of the most centrist millennial phrases to be cooked up
using years controlled as the benchmark
cool now do that map for America
Imagine having an American AND Ukrainian flag in your bio and posting this drivel.
