NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]

make sure they Have A Nice Time

werner herzog narrating while doing the old dude on a mobility scooter bit

clearly havana syndrome

something something two reigns of terror, go fuck yourself lib

please, don’t stop on my behalf

ask a capitalist and a communist to criticize each other and they’ll both criticize capitalism

its morbid time

retvrn to gamefaqs

“number go up, have i told you about how number go up yet?”

cowbee’s right that roasting is completely unnecessary lol, but a grinder is a nice step up because whole coffee beans go stale much, much slower than ground coffee

reform ice agents into a souplike homogenate

put a big target on them instead it’ll be more useful

but then i can’t abuse the slaves making it for me

seed oils fake and bad, coca cola natural and good

that’s the gateway drug, now i have my own grinder and roaster too

i got to be the guest villain-of-the-week for a friend’s group once, and accidentally crit the host’s character into double-digit negatives on my first attack

then why did you ASK FOR IT

@grok make me a commanding officer