there are two kinds of plumbers
- pipe layers
- also pipe layers
i hope this clears things up


I wanted to transition to Luigi but I haven’t found the right CEO yet :(
Both costumes are marked “L”, yet one is clearly “M”

Gender (select one):
(_) green
(_) red
I guess the time has come, because I’m on Team Luigi any day

costume doesn’t include thigh high socks, trumpflation strikes again smh
This is in Australia so its alboflation
Can’t believe Nintendo transed one of the Mario siblings. Wokeness has gone too far.
Where’s the Wario and Waluigi costumes? 2 genders isn’t enough choice, I need to see what else is on offer.
Wario is an evil genderflipped Mario and Waluigi an evil genderflipped Luigi
so it’s a gender political compass, Marioculine ^ v Luigemme; conforming < > waconforming
Aight, show me the Toad costume then.
also there’s no wapeach or warosalina because waluigi and wario are gay.
How else are you gonna access your thigh holster?
i always knew luigi was that way

I’m the shelf
The Second Sex (English translation, 1953)











