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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

hey comrades i don't know if i should be talking about this but i think we should get organized

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hey comrades i don't know if i should be talking about this but i think we should get organized

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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    1. You don’t talk about fart club.
    2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.
    3. If someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fart is over.
    4. Only two cheeks to a fart.
    5. One fart at a time.
    6. No sharts. No poops.
    7. Farts will go on as long as they have to.
    8. If this is your first night at fart club, you have to fart.
  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s my first time here is there anything I should know?

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      The first rule of fart club is beanis

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        ✍️ first … rule is to… beanis

        Got it! I think I’m gunna have fun here :)

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    I don’t know about that

    My farts are loud, and they reek

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    Yes these scars are from farting. Yes I am comfortable with that. Yes I am inflated

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    No

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    the first rule about fartin’ in the tub, is you do not talk about fartin’ in the tub.

    the second rule about fartin’ in the tub, is you do not talk about fartin’ in the tub.

    the third rule is one tub to a fart.

    im seeing a lot of new faces which means a lot of you are breaking the first two rules.

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