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    4 days ago
    1. You don’t talk about fart club.
    2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.
    3. If someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fart is over.
    4. Only two cheeks to a fart.
    5. One fart at a time.
    6. No sharts. No poops.
    7. Farts will go on as long as they have to.
    8. If this is your first night at fart club, you have to fart.