Haha could they not find three pictures of people looking distressed? The third lady looks perfectly fine, if not happy.

When you want slop, go to the trough.

I thought the whole point of chatbots was that they just agree with everything you say lol

Incredibly pertinent and depressing analysis. Good (bad) news is the climate crisis is more or less guaranteed to bring about those conditions in the coming decades.

Pros: raising potentially life saving funds

Cons: you have to listen to Shawn Mendes

I thought that was the whole point of being “anti-tankie”

Oh, well, actually I was being sarcastic too all along!

“A bit”?

Nothing makes my blood boil more than scare quotes

What other ways are there?

I mean, I think it’s a pretty funny and sometimes quite accurate tweet, it’s just not at all applicable here.

I’ll take “things that aren’t going to happen” for 500, Alex