“Trolololol brown bad jew bad! Me white me perfect! I know this is untue! But being evil funny!”

Typical Americans. Such massive heads and such tiny brains. But sure, I’m the elitist because I’m too intelligent to hold delusions of superiority.

ICE: more of a demonic hellspawn than RED.

My best guess, showing you’re in touch with “the cool kids” and showing how dems have learned their lesson and how “we ain’t so bad”.

If this was even a progressive going on normally right-wing media to try to make make leftist ideas less scary for people who never hear them outside of strawmen, that would be one thing. But knowing Newscum it’s just going to be a hour of “pwetty pwease say I’m one of the good ones, senpai?”

This is how utterly cucked liberals are. Their whole thing is just filling in a power vacuum so the right won’t have it and just twiddling their thumbs all term. “We didn’t do any woke stuff, what more do you people want?”

Democrats might as well just be South Park republicans. (I mean, they are. That’s the main difference.)

Imagine being a people pleaser for a crowd that will never shut up about how no matter how much you suck them off, they will always hate you? I bet if I ran and told chuds to eat shit and I’m going to expand civil rights because fuck anyone who thinks they deserve special treatment from the government. At least one or two would begrudgingly admire I have a spine.

Forget “how do you do fellow kids”? The GOP ARE fellow kids.

So bizarre how instant the rebrand was that Republicans were fuddy-duddy but “normal” to being the ideology for the with it and hip kids. Something something Abe Simpson quote.

Don’t know if there’s any way to measure it, but I think to some extent they see it as their “reward” for being such good little conformists.

No doubt Nick Fuentes is salivating over a future where he’s part of some landed gentry aristocracy and having gay orgy after gay orgy but us lowly peasants will be locked in a pillory for even seeing an uncovered ankle. Their logic? “It’s our reward for being model citizens! We can indulge in unbecoming sin and not suffer any spiritual corrosion whatsoever!”

: “Don’t worry, the people who want me to own nothing and be happy are based and redpilled so it’s ok now!”

I cannot wait until China starts colonizing and civilizing fascists.

Americans have no critical thinking skills lmao.

“Fox Nooz and 4chan sed it, we must do it! The popular opinion channel would never lie to us!”

I don’t care, UAW should just replace the Democratic Party. The only organization with the actual guts to not suck chuds off whenever they ask for it.

Literally meat shill nonsense.

“Guys guys, did you know cheeseburgers are a superfood and not yucky vegetables? Big vegan stole your beef tallow! It’s trendy on tiktok and since when was compooper ever wrong!?!?”

Hope so too. “Meet the new media, same as the legacy media. Only this time, Fox News bothered to make more than one Fox News.”

Peter Pan syndrome will always be a pipeline to fascism. Look at boomers, a generation that wants to LARP as perpetual 20-somethings forever and never retire, let alone make room for more people.

Every Twitter nazi is a Republican Brian Griffin, like down to Quagmire’s roast and everything.

: “what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves western culture and seeks a strengthening of souls when all you do is whine for special treatment from inbred aristocrats. Yeah, I’m a sinful hedonist but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t wax poetics to jerk myself off online and then lecture Twitter with some seventh grade interpretation of how Ceasar from Fallout is some profound, suave mastermind. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much…he’s you! God, you’re pretentious!”

What have you white suburbanites done for American culture? The prep aesthetic? Japan had to do all the heavy lifting to make it cool for you. Black culture, Jewish culture, immigrant culture, and LGBT culture is responsible for everything worth a damn in this hellhole. Sit down, princess. Stick to memes.

Thomas Frank is a , but he has more than earned my respect. That book and “What’s the Matter with Kansas” should be must-reads for anyone to the left of the GOP.

Same. Like take it from someone who grew up in a stereotypical American “Italian” home… naan is literally pizza crust and eating curry, a spiced tomato sauce with it? Please give me more of that. Oh, and samosas are so good.

: “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!”

Americans are normally pretty conservative, and all this AI shit should be a masterclass in how ‘the economy’ really only has the elite as its players (this should be a ‘no duh’, but I digress.)

Among normal people, who the fuck is asking for this shit and volunteers to be collateral damage? But don’t let that stop elites on their pursuit for FREE LABOR.

EDIT: when I mean “conservative” I mean they’d be averse to this the same way they’d be averse to any other change.

Even libs have been asking that and you lot have said “Yes, we want the gestapo.” Don’t pull this bullshit when you once again get everything you want.