InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netimagemessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up1133
arrow-up1133imageIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square83linkfedilink
minus-squareDamarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 days agoIt’s hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 days agoAh, a skill issue. You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused. What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so: (sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943)) The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho): Unless you want to microscope the situation:
It’s hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character
Ah, a skill issue.
You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused.
What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so:
(sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943))
The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho):
Unless you want to microscope the situation:
