InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netimagemessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up1133
arrow-up1133imageIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square83linkfedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-21 day agoAh, a skill issue. You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused. What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so: (sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943)) The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho): Unless you want to microscope the situation:
Ah, a skill issue.
You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused.
What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so:
(sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943))
The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho):
Unless you want to microscope the situation:
