An intern at Lockheed accidentally fat-fingered the remote kill switch they put in all the export variants.
“Mike, I think I fucked up.”
“Oh, shit… Move over and lemme see the console better… Holy shit did you fuck up. Big time fuck up. Taiwan just lost a jet.”
“Oops. Can you fix it for me?”
“It’ll cost ya.”
“How much?”
“We go to Cheeks. ‘Member? It’s the strip club. And it’s the VIP room and makin’ it rain all night to-night, baby!”
“Tonight? I can’t go tonight plus I don’t have the money for—”
“A court martial and possible trial for homicide will be more expensive.”
“Homicide?”
“I dunno. I’m not a lawyer. But ya killed guy. You sent him into the drink during a storm with gale force winds. He ain’t gonna survive that. And you did it.”
'But my wife said money—"
“Look, Cheeks tonight and I fix it or nah?”
“Fix it.”
“Anomaly to the rescue!”
"What’s anomaly?"
Is Mike the one who’s going to strip? Is he going to show cheeks? Is the situation in the US so bad that even mid-level ghouls in the middle of the MIC have to have sleazy side hustles?
I meant the strippers were women. But that’s another possibility.
Please let this “anomaly” be “he defected with the jet to the mainland”
The F-16 suddenly descended quickly. Its altitude was just 1,700 feet when radar contact was lost … Officials remain unsure whether Hsin successfully ejected from the aircraft, although he had indicated he would eject seconds before the aircraft disappeared. It’s unclear if he did.
VERY dead
weak ass pull out game
New Bermuda triangle, x-files heads let’s gooo!
Should have thrown some bolts around first
Smdh
