• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    “Mike, I think I fucked up.”

    “Oh, shit… Move over and lemme see the console better… Holy shit did you fuck up. Big time fuck up. Taiwan just lost a jet.”

    “Oops. Can you fix it for me?”

    “It’ll cost ya.”

    “How much?”

    “We go to Cheeks. ‘Member? It’s the strip club. And it’s the VIP room and makin’ it rain all night to-night, baby!”

    “Tonight? I can’t go tonight plus I don’t have the money for—”

    “A court martial and possible trial for homicide will be more expensive.”

    “Homicide?”

    “I dunno. I’m not a lawyer. But ya killed guy. You sent him into the drink during a storm with gale force winds. He ain’t gonna survive that. And you did it.”

    'But my wife said money—"

    “Look, Cheeks tonight and I fix it or nah?”

    “Fix it.”

    “Anomaly to the rescue!”

    "What’s anomaly?"