• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    I assume at the worst rightwing news sites they have competitions.

    “I lost two besties recently.”

    “What’s ‘recently’?”

    “About five months.”

    “I lost two ex-besties since New Year’s. It’s tough being me.”

    “Okay. You win.”

    "Girlfriend - ya gotta up your game. Describe the woman who died in Minneapolis as ‘that dead commie b*tch who deserved it.’ "