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Coolkidbozzy [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

stop throwing piss at me guys it's not funny :(

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stop throwing piss at me guys it's not funny :(

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Coolkidbozzy [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/i/status/2011514217489449286

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      critical-support

      https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jarate

      Jarate, the “Jar-based Karate”, is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Sniper. It is a standard glass mason jar filled above half-way with the Sniper’s urine, capped with a screw-on lid. In the Festive version, the jar is replaced with a corked glass bottle, labeled with a holiday-themed sticker upon which “Merry Smissmas Mate!” is written in cursive font, and the bottleneck wrapped with a team-colored bow.

      The item is a thrown weapon; the jar breaks and the liquid is splashed over a short distance, either upon immediate contact with the world or another player. Enemies caught within the 200 Hammer units splash radius are soaked in the contents of the jar for 10 seconds (5 seconds on a target continuously healed, for example by a Medic’s Medi Gun, the Amputator’s taunt, or a Dispenser). During this period, all incoming damage is registered as Mini-Crits. The victim’s view is tinted a watery yellow, and they shed yellow droplet particle effects.

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        As a huntsman-jarate main, I can assure you this tactic is quite effective.

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      :piss-jar-1: :piss-jar-2:

    • aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      MODS! MODS! SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO EMOJIS!!! MODS!!!

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      stalin-sandvich Get this to /c/emoji stat!

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      It’s like pissmas morning

  • aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    piss water guns potentially a good idea?

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      US Cops have historically shot children playing with toy guns, so maybe not anything vaguely weapon-shaped

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        true

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Cops posting their Ls

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    ‘Dispatch, some somali type antifa agent threw piss at the crotch of my pants, there’s piss in my pants, over’

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      I can’t believe that antifa fascist pissed my pants!

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      Pee pee pants farquaad-point

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    Somebody threw a bunch of piss and shit into my pants

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      If you report it to the ADL it counts as an antisemitic incident in their metrics

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    You’re laughing. A cop got Jarate’d and you’re laughing.

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    Haha GOTEM! bridget-vibe

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    Yeah piss is a relatively peaceful protest when you consider the other things they could have thrown at your car. More violent people would throw a particular variety of cocktail at it usually. Now I wouldn’t condone such a thing outside of Minecraft of course.

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    Give piss a chance.

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      ALL WE ARE SAAAAYING

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    kelly Piss-ful Protest

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    Way of the road.

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    That should be the best thing to ever happen to armed ICE officers in American cities.

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    sadness no TF2 sniper emote…

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