I wonder what he’s up to 
He knows you’re looking to collect on that stimmy he owes you and he’s laying low
He doesn’t know either
Hopefully dying
They did that thing they did with Trump’s father where they set up a phone that only connects to a receptionist who pretends to be a multitude of people; he currently thinks he ran and won a second term
James Adomian got the best paid gig of his life
Cancer raging on his poopyhole
Starting the next world war https://hexbear.net/post/7304586
- Soft foods
- Price is Right
- Ice cream
- Wheel of Fortune
- Watching his enormous dogs bite people
- Jeopardy
- shidding himself
- sniffing his nurse’s hair
His dogs biting Secret Service cops was the only good thing of his presidency
Donating his remaining life force to sustaining israel
Even when he was in office he essentially did not exist. He is whatever is the opposite of a world-historical figure.
that’s how you know he was one of the best presidents ever! - - libs
In some circles this is called “wu wei”
Daoist Biden?
he’s just napping
Dying
Haha. Earlier today for about five seconds I actually thought about googling him. But sanity got the better of me.
Ninja edit. I googled. I didn’t find much of anything. I saw a couple rightwing “news” articles with stupid headlines. But they looked like super-tedious inside baseball rightwing batshit and not funny rightwing batshit
He’s dying of aggressive prostate cancer last I heard
Live as a huge pain in the ass, die from a huge pain in the ass.
Imagine if that came out after he had won. Or reason #20 why he shouldn’t have run for 2nd term
rip bozo
He’s probably drinking milk and eating cookies and then having a nap
Okay smart guy, let’s see you stay up past 6 pm!Well he’s got me there.
Chewing on a cookie angrily “And I’ll have you know Mr. Trump that I- I- I- I- I- won’t stand for such disresp—” Jill enters the room and he sheepishly stops talking.
“Have you been playing debate again?”
Petulantly “No.”
“Do you want me to bring you new warm glass of milk?”
“Yeah. Could I get sprinkles in it this time? Pleeeeeeeeeease. I’ve been good.”
She smiles and heads to the kitchen. The staff could do it for her but he gets really cranky unless mommy makes it special for him.
who?
He was Obama’s Vice President IIRC.
No that was Hillary
I thought Hillary was a mountaineer and didn’t know he ever got into politics, TIL.
