Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]

He connected the dots that the “I just signed up to bomb weddings so I could get free college and escape poverty” argument could just as easily justify becoming an imperial stormtrooper, but instead of resolving that by rejecting the former, he decided to resolve it by accepting the latter

I firmly believe that no American soldier would attack Americans carrying American flags, chanting US, and playing God Bless America

Yes they 1000% would, and what’s next, telling protesters to wear MAGA hats?

What is now happening to Lenin’s theory has, in the course of history, happened repeatedly to the theories of revolutionary thinkers and leaders of oppressed classes fighting for emancipation. During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander. After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter, while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it. Today, the bourgeoisie and the opportunists within the labor movement concur in this doctoring of Leninism. They omit, obscure, or distort the revolutionary side of this theory, its revolutionary soul. They push to the foreground and extol what is or seems acceptable to the bourgeoisie. All the social-chauvinists are now “Leninists” (don’t laugh!). And more and more frequently German bourgeois scholars, only yesterday specialists in the annihilation of Leninism, are speaking of the “anarchist” Lenin, who, they claim, educated the labor unions which are so splendidly organized for the purpose of waging a predatory war!

Look, going into Greenland was definitely a mistake, but now that we’re there, we have to stay and finish the job. If we leave now, we’ll be creating a power vacuum that Russia or China will exploit, plus we have to protect Greenland’s women from Greenland’s men. Don’t worry, now that the adults are in charge, we will be conducting things in a much more ethical way: 50% of the drone operators will be women.

The car that I bought less than a year ago broke down and the mechanic said it’s totally seized up and totaled, don’t really know why. That and Venezuela was the worst first week of a year I can remember, I was in a depressive funk all weekend.

Uhh pretty sure the answer to 4 is wrong, that’s supposed to be, “disease, betrayal, mass slaughter, the opposite of the rest of this sentence,” [and protection]