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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • 11 days into January is surely not too late to rank all the movies I watched in cinema in 2025 (in ascending order)

    10- Captain America: Brave New World. Dogshit movie. Its offensively bland with no themes or creativity whatsoever. Just a series of action scenes strung together by bad dialogue. 1/10. I can’t think of a single thing I liked about it beyond some competent action scenes

    9- Fantastic 4: it’s mid. Its whatever. You can skip it. 5/10. It doesn’t do much wrong, doesn’t do much right, does a lot of things just fine. I’ll never rewatch it.

    8- Avatar: Fire and Ash. Did I enjoy this movie? Yes, I think it’s hilarious. Its way, way too long and basically the exact same as the second Avatar movie. I enjoy forgetting all the plot and characters of avatar movies as soon as I walk out of them. 4/10, this movie doesn’t do anything interesting but it does do a lot of very funny things.

    7- Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. Easily the funniest movie I watched this year. The first movie was acceptable, this one was so bad that it’s good. I disliked every single writing decision, but the props and sets looked amazing. 3/10 Josh Hutcherson rips an animatronics head off.

    6 - Thunderbolts. Now I’m in actually good movie territory. A marvel movie that I want to rewatch. On par with some of the better marvel movies, I’d say tying with Guardians of the Galaxy as somewhere in the top 5. I went in expecting nothing and was very very pleasantly surprised. 7/10, more of this please marvel

    5 - Superman. Idk if it’s as good as Thunderbolts, there’s an argument to be made either way, but I think about it a lot more than Thunderbolts. A movie celebrating kindness and humanity felt very needed in 2025. 7/10

    4 - Sinners. These next three are interchangeable tbh, I think they’re all great. Sinners was a really good movie, but I don’t think it clicked with me the way it did for others. 9/10, great but not top-tier imo.

    3- One Battle After Another. This movie had such a strange, discordant tone that I really liked, swinging between stoner comedy, political thriller and social commentary. 9/10 the most pro-drink-driving movie I’ve ever seen.

    2 - 28 Years Later. This movie really surprised me with how good it was. I thought the trailer looked good but zombie media does nothing for me. This actually does something interesting with the themes of zombies, in death, birth and war. Also I just love the depictions of a massive English wilderness. 9/10

    1- Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc. This movie was made for me. The gap between my number 2 and 10 is about as big as the gap between 2 and 1. Its mind blowing. Its beyond beautiful. MAPPA did such an incredible job. A perfect adaptation of ky favourite manga. This might be my favorite movie of all time. 10/10, holy fuck I could say so much about why I love this movie. Perfect