


Your least favorite doggirl.





this is a great example of why it is never wrong to cut your family (or indeed, anyone) right the fuck out of your life for their beliefs


I can’t even start, or understand it, or anything.
i had this issue starting voice training because too many of the videos on it delved too deeply and too greedily into the technical aspects to make any sense to my useless dipshit brain. my understanding is that is less the case now than it was in the past (with people like transvoicelessons on youtube etc making the switch to a more casual-friendly approach rather than a “get a degree in audio engineering/music theory” one) but if you still find it impossible to understand then honestly you can just ignore all that shit? the easiest way to voice train is just to try and keep trying. sing along to songs that are close to what you wanna sound like, try to imitate voices you enjoy, that sort of thing. in my case i get immense panic/despair when trying to actually practice along to all the various techniques and shit so i just started mimicking instead and it has worked well enough to pass 100% of the time on the phone despite having a relatively deep natural speaking voice
i won’t lie and say i’m perfectly thrilled with it but if you main pain point is passing then it could be a valid pathway for you to pursue.


ugh the urge to have hot swappable genitals is so powerful i am glad someone else understands this but sad someone else has to go through this impossible yearning


shock troops? someone’s gotta dig ditches


“This is the moment he became truly presidential”


the beast hungers. the blood of the innocent must flow


cishet white men should only be allowed to exist under controlled circumstances


you are always allowed to become a furry


ahh my bad, apologies for misunderstanding then


rule 4 can absolutely kiss my ass but trying to slip past the word filter is a perfectly fine reason to remove a comment


rolling over for belly rubs like good little dogs


we give the best bear hugs here folks, many people are saying it!


oh now we’re cooking with (sorta) hellfire


we could burn every last one of these dipshits to ashes and throw them into the kola superdeep borehole and we’d still put olympus mons to shame


Maybe this could even be the default view when you’re not logged in.
maybe every time you visit the site it could reach out and hug you and stroke your hair and tell you you’re special and good and right about everything and no one in the world disagrees with you or dislikes your opinions or


we are going to run out of bullets or walls at this rate


abusive master does not honor the sacrifice of his attack dog, news at 11