“I want to do a bunch of extrajudicial killings but god I could really use a sensei who can teach me and the country run by bloodthirsty career war criminals how to do this…”
“Mr. Trump I heard you are looking for a sensei…I have a proposal for you. Send your best team to kidnap me and my wife from Venezuela, think of it as a test to see how prepared your subordinates really are to carry out extrajudicial affairs…once I arrive in the United States, your training will begin.”
Maduro dodging Trump’s attempts to grab his pajama pant leg with speeds that leave Steven Segal seething would be a funny bit.