Kirby is a treatlerite. He will massacre several different communities in order to retrieve a slice of strawberry cake despite the fact that he can eat almost anything.

Kirby is a kulak, it had to be done.

Kirby can suck anyone according to his ability, and be anyone according to his need.

Kirby ate Stalin and gained the power of a huge spoon to eat all the grain, he had to be stopped.

Communism was the real Nightmare in Dreamland

oh. shit oh fuck. Im sorry Kirby

I’m a revisionist now and it is your fault