InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1120
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minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoTony: “Why ya just sittin’ there, Toucan? If I had wings I’d be flyin’ everywhere.” Leprechaun: “Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can’t fly now.” Tony: “Why?” Tony: “'Cause he’s tumescent!” Tony: “Oh.” Toucan: “Follow my nose…”
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoIt isn’t cocopuffs without full cock.
minus-squareRuncible [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoisn’t his name Lucky?
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoTony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThe thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.
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Tony: “Why ya just sittin’ there, Toucan? If I had wings I’d be flyin’ everywhere.”
Leprechaun: “Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can’t fly now.”
Tony: “Why?”
Tony: “'Cause he’s tumescent!”
Tony: “Oh.”
Toucan: “Follow my nose…”
It isn’t cocopuffs without full cock.
isn’t his name Lucky?
Tony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy’s names.
The thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.