InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1120
arrow-up1120image[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoTactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do? -– Ninja edit Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoHonestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
minus-squareMeltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoholds up spork ^_^/(‘’‘’)
minus-squareStrayce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoPerfect for eating my tactical bacon
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoCanned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
minus-squareJustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoIt has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agofor when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
minus-squareCrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoIronically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoCapitalists innovation 10/10, no notes
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Tactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do?
-–
Ninja edit
Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
Honestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
holds up spork ^_^/(‘’‘’)
Perfect for eating my tactical bacon
Canned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD
Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA
I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
It has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
for when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY
edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
Ironically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
Capitalists innovation 10/10, no notes