The government’s the one literally invading and overthrowing the planet but somehow we’re the ones under siege
The Romans were trash people but at least they didn’t invade and brutalize other nations while crying about how they were victims; they recognized they were an invasive species and took it as a source of pride; also I say Romans but Genghis Khan’s Mongols would be a closer analogy
They’d also cost four million and require 500k maintenance per quarter from a company which will jack up the price every other year