The government’s the one literally invading and overthrowing the planet but somehow we’re the ones under siege
The Romans were trash people but at least they didn’t invade and brutalize other nations while crying about how they were victims; they recognized they were an invasive species and took it as a source of pride; also I say Romans but Genghis Khan’s Mongols would be a closer analogy


Also a tsunami is about to swallow the US (good)