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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Swag bag

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Swag bag

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I just imagine Trump regifting various knick-knacks he doesn’t care about. Here’s a plaque that says “congratulations Mr. President” that JD got me for inaguration, a #1 dad mug Eric got me, and some commemorative FIFA towels from the FIFA prize ceremony.

  • xarm [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    Its a trade of equivalent value

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    Most obvious thing in the world. No wonder trump won’t back her the lady has terrible instincts.

    I love when people totally misread trump. It’s so funny.

  • Johnny_Arson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    21 hours ago

    Merchado

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    24 hours ago

    fell-for-it-again madam, here is your award for the trade-in

  • ClassIsOver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It’s her problem for not being able to identify the very clear and consistent pattern of his mierdas touch.

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    When I get the Trump Funko Pop in exchange for the Nobel Peace Price pog-dolphin

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    22 hours ago

    Do you think she got a graded Pokemon card in that swag bag?

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      19 hours ago

      No way is Trump giving away his first edition Charizard. Trump Jr. has been asking his dad for years.

  • SwagliacciTheBadClown [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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    Bag acquired lmao

  • Elysia [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe gamifying being a traitorous lackey of the US regime with blind bags will do well with the reddit crowd doggirl-smug

    VIPs also received a commemorative glass bottle of Diet Coke, labelled, “The Inauguration of the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, January 20, 2025.”

    Can you put your nation under the boot of US hegemony and win the ultra rare golden diet coke? so-true

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This feels like something from an (original) Fallout or Wasteland game. Like a hyper post-capitalist land for beads reference.

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_M%26M's

      • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        The Burger Reich are not the only ones doing this. When the Danish queen retired, handing power to her son and hand-picked successor, the Carlsberg brewery celebrated the event by changing the label on their beer to say “The Royal Couple”.

        • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          I mean, that is pathetic, and as I Brit I’m very familiar with that kind of royal bootlicking.

          I meant more than someone would accept a beer with that label on it in exchange for foreign control.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Already got the peace price, no point in invading Venezuela now is there?

  • Aleko Treko@lemmygrad.ml
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    22 hours ago

    From now on, Machado shall be known as “🛍️”.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      She really is the Liz Truss of Venezuela 🥬🛍

  • acab_means_cop_Dva [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It has to be this lady and ‘comedian’ Matt Rife who take the number 1 and number 2 spots of people who have introduced themselves to worldwide public consciousness and scrutiny and then immediately and permanently disgraced themselves and their credibility the quickest. Fine company.

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    she got a red hat that that says “make machado grovel again”

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    Venezuela was a military coup, the generals gave up maduro and stood down, and are now the de facto rulers to oversee civilian rulers signing over assets to connected groups. Like pakistan’s military junta.

    As such machado will go down in infamy, as resistance will appear as they are taking oil, the military will quash resistance, and utilize paramilitaries to death squad villages in collective punishments, paid for with black market cia connected drug and weapons markets.

    Ignorance is no excuse, machado betrayed her people, to the worst people in the world. Bad before or no, helping a us backed military coup is worse, as will become clear.

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      What are you talking about? The entire venezuelan government is still in place. It’s like if someone came in and extradited trump for sex pestilence, inshallah, Vance would just take over.

      • hector@lemmy.today
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        What did I already say? Military real ruler, politicians puppets now. Like pakistan.

        • theturtlemoves [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Source?

          • hector@lemmy.today
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            You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Well you and the flock do I suppose.

            • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              you and the flock

              smuglord

            • theturtlemoves [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You’re alleging that an entire military command collaborated with their enemy. You’ll have to provide some proof for that.

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                Ha ha, yeah, a military coup sponsored by the US, it’s unheard of! Why would I give a shit what some bootlicker thinks though?

                • theturtlemoves [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  Yes, it could be a military coup. It could also be the US using classified alien technology they found in the Bermuda Triangle.

                  But the simplest explanation is that Trump / Rubio were angry at Venezuela, their generals told them a ground war would be Vietnam 2.0, and that it would be safer to kill / kidnap one of their leaders and declare victory. The US can do this - Venezuela has one modern Russian-made air-defence battery (see MarmiteLover’s posts in the news threads) and that can’t cover the entire country. (Older systems won’t work against the modern US military.)

                • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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                  That’s a good question, and a funny one coming from you.

            • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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              No typically your source for which way the wind blows would be a device which tells you, or you’re standing outside in the wind. Are you in Venezuela or do you have a real source? If not you’re just making it up

              • hector@lemmy.today
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                You need an influencer to hand feed you information, it’s getting kind of pathetic. Can’t even see what is right in front of you, can’t even recognize indisputable fact. On this one I would start to suspect your sincerity in not recognizing what I say is true. It is indisputably true, asking for a source for helicoptors being vulnerable to weapons systems venezuela had on the ground in spades is next level ignorant.

                • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  That is speculations, not “indisputable facts”. Speculations can be fine, sometimes it is the best we have access to, but the reasoning of some guy on the internet is not a source about facts on the ground in Venezuela.

                  Your theory on the US terrorist attack and abduction of Maduro is one among several. There are other theories with some level of credibility out there, such as:

                  • Venezuelan defenses were disabled by American electronic warfare
                  • Venezuela fucked up and was taken by surprise
                  • The Venezuelan government made a Faustian bargain with Washington, offering Maduro as a symbolic victory to Trump
                  • Venezuela stood down, fearing retaliation against civilians if US American terrorists were hurt
                • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                  You need an influencer to hand feed you information, it’s getting kind of pathetic

                  They’re asking you to support your argument with something other than “it is known” you fucking gob

                • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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                  No I need facts about the world to understand how the world works rather than relying on whatever my brain makes up

                • TheLastHero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  yeah, we should just take your arrogant word for it. Seems a lot more likely to me that the Venezuelan military got caught with their pants down and bungled the defense, the Amerikkkan military has plenty of stealth and jamming technology to disrupt air defense for an operation like this

            • thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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              Yeah but in this metaphor, you are the weatherman. You’re telling us which way the wind is blowing. Humans do need to communicate with other human beings when disseminating information. It’s kind of our thing.

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                I guess that would make you a flat earther.

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              fedposting

              • hector@lemmy.today
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                Yeah because the fbi calls out administration lies to further their imperial ambitions. That makes a lot of sense. Totally braindead remind me not to tell you guys anything, you need permission first I guess.

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                  You fuckin rock dude

            • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              PIGPOOPBALLS

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