Trump has ignored doctors’ orders to incorporate more beanis into his diet.
“They say beanis thickens the blood, and I don’t want that nasty baked slop pouring through my heart,” said the president. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
CBI is one of the most common problems in the U.S. and worldwide, affecting “about one in three adults in the United States,” according to the Heinz Research Institute.
There’s a joke here somewhere about arterial thrombeanis but I’m no good.
Or something with legume + leukemia? Some of the same letters are there
that’s way smarter than the basic fart joke i was trying to invent