God I wish being gay was free
Condom might still be required if gay.
yeah you should just spend the 5 dollars
I think they still give out condoms at the local health depts. So gay can still be free.

But what about lube?
Shoplifting olive oil : Priceless
For everything else there’s Marxist Card
A condom is $5?? Damn, fucking is expensive over there

I was just gonna say… Damn, is fucking that expensive now? It’s been a while for me (
) but back in my day, nobody be payin $5 for a single condom. Even the straights weren’t that conned. Are condoms really five bucks a pop (no pun intended) now, or are those just the ones with all the bells and whistles and ribs and flavorving?Most expensive is Magnum Gold at $3.33/each
The fuck they are
Not true I just renewed my licence to gay for $25.
Wait until they learn about cis and trans lesbians

Being a bugchaser is free!
no practice safe sex
Trust me, gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it’s gonna be.
could still need plan b or an abortion while being gay they aren’t exclusive
i understand this writing is meant to be cheeky but idk it’s not rly funny to me. gonna tell someone whos needing an abortion that they should’ve just chosen to be gay? gay people also need abortions and no one should be shamed for needing one cause they didn’t make the “right choice” to prevent a pregnancy.
Yeah I agree. Also perpetuates the dangerous idea that gay people don’t need to practice safe sex as others have already pointed out.
where are you buying your frangers?!








