Despite the best effort of the lowest ranked posters across the nations, the UN announced earlier today that the planet is reaching “crtically low levels of bad posts” and is projected to run out by “likely the second, if not third quarter of 2026.”

Many world leaders gathered this evening to lament the current state of affairs. French president Macron iterated “the need to teach the skills for both bad and good posts alike.” The over-abundance of good posts, he says, “comes as a sign that our focus has been grossly imbalanced.” Donald Trump remarked “lmao” before continuing his ramblings about his ballroom project.