https://xcancel.com/Defence_Index/status/2011280167608701398
Signs of possible U.S. B-2 activity emerging. Eyes on Iran, the next 24 hours may matter. 👀
🚨🇺🇸 UNUSUAL U.S. AIR FORCE ACTIVITY RAISES QUESTIONS
Eight KC-135 Stratotankers have landed in Hawaii, a transit hub previously used ahead of June’s Middle East operations involving Iranian nuclear sites.
Now, two KC-135Rs have departed Hawaii and are heading west, drawing fresh attention to U.S. military movements.


It’s been up for quite a number of days now.
Dominos +137%
Pizzato +278%
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But yesterday
Dominos >+1000%
Pizzato +294%
Maybe the Pentagon got together to game it out yesterday? I remember waiting for the 12 day war a day early because of the Pizza Index.
People are reacting as if the Pizza Index spiked just now. Idk if psy op, or if there is an actual short term spike.
https://xcancel.com/search?f=tweets&q=pizza+index&since=&until=&min_faves=
My theory is that it has been up for all those days because they keep trying to figure out a way to invade a country they already occupy (Greenland).
“Okay what if we land a bunch of troops like in Normandy?”
We’re allowed to do that, so they wouldn’t react like an invasion and nothing would change
“We quickly construct a bunch of new bases?”
We’re allowed to do that
“Paratroopers?”
We’re allowed to do that
“What about a nuke?”
We’re allowed to do that
“What if we withdraw all of our troops and then put them back?”
That would be quite easy to do, we’ve almost already done it. We only have one base left right now and that’s because -
“We’re allowed to do that. Uhh what if we do a colour revolution?”
There’s only 50.000 people there, we can’t really hire enough to fake a movement
“Fuck. What about naval maneuvers?”
We’re already doing that because we’re allowed to do that
“What if we kidnap their prime minister?”
The author would love for that to happen, so let’s go with that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Thule_Air_Base_B-52_crash always funny to bring up to a Dane who doesn’t believe they’re a vassal
lmao we are so cooked
one day we’ll find out the pentagon has invested in giant pizza freezers and industrial microwaves so that they can time delay/head fake the index
strategic pizza reserves
(I guess they would actually be tactical pizza reserves)
Sounds even funnier.