My theory is that it has been up for all those days because they keep trying to figure out a way to invade a country they already occupy (Greenland).
“Okay what if we land a bunch of troops like in Normandy?”
We’re allowed to do that, so they wouldn’t react like an invasion and nothing would change
“We quickly construct a bunch of new bases?”
We’re allowed to do that
“Paratroopers?”
We’re allowed to do that
“What about a nuke?”
We’re allowed to do that
“What if we withdraw all of our troops and then put them back?”
That would be quite easy to do, we’ve almost already done it. We only have one base left right now and that’s because -
“We’re allowed to do that. Uhh what if we do a colour revolution?”
There’s only 50.000 people there, we can’t really hire enough to fake a movement
“Fuck. What about naval maneuvers?”
We’re already doing that because we’re allowed to do that
“What if we kidnap their prime minister?”
The author would love for that to happen, so let’s go with that