Is it a portable beer cooler?
The device:

Hell yeah
Officials paid “eight figures” for the device, these people said, declining to offer a more specific number.
Right. So if I’m reading this correctly, someone walked away with at least 10 million shiny US petrodollars?
ahem
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Aliexpress diy electronics kit flipped into 10 million bucks.
Heist of the century type shit
Manufacturing consent for an attack on Cuba? Oh yeah, it’s Havana syndrome time!
And at a mere 10 million dollars to some scammer!
Or perhaps just taking the money out of the Pentagon pocket, putting it in the CIA pocket and taking out a CIA ghoul device Cuba doesn’t possess and which may or may not induce neurological damage at a distance (probably takes months of constant exposure and the CIA shelved it decades ago because it just isn’t effective enough but hey now it can have new life after they scrawl some Spanish on it).
I was just thinking about Havana a beer or two tonight
Shit, before you do contact the fbi and tell them you have the juice that makes the machine work and that will be 2 million dollars please.
$2,000,000 or my beer…
I think i’d rather have the beer
$2,000,000 can be exchanged for many beers
Explain how



Hey, get your own gimmick!







