Trump 'orders US army chiefs to draw up plan to invade Greenland'
www.dailymail.co.uk
Donald Trump has ordered his special forces commanders to draw up a plan for the invasion of Greenland - but is being resisted by senior military figures, The Mail on Sunday has learned.
  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    39·
    2 days ago

    If that’s all it were, it’d be easy:

    • Puerto Rico
    • Virgin Islands (hell, take the British ones too)
    • Guam
    • American Samoa (by the time you’re snatching the BVI you really think Samoa’s gonna put up a fight when you fold it in too?)
    • Mariana Islands

    Boom, 11 columns of 5 so the new flag won’t even look too different.

    • KoboldKomrade [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      41·
      2 days ago
      1. too spanish (woke)
      2. and become the Virgin president?
      3. too tiny (woke)
      4. reminds me of samoa joe, which reminds me of sleepy joe, no go.
      5. sounds too italian, mama mia, next you’ll be saying we should allow them to join our Beautiful Union