InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoSoon there will be 3,000 immigration officers in Minneapolis.archive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1121file-text
arrow-up1121external-linkSoon there will be 3,000 immigration officers in Minneapolis.archive.todayInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square46linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoSoon there will be 3000 happy hippies with LSD in water guns in Minneapolis. Suddenly, all the ICE agents are seen with their new immigrant friends and petting cats on the sidewalks.
minus-squareInexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·4 days agothe CIA tried this, turns out giving tons of LSD to violent unstable people actually just makes them even more violent and unstable
minus-squareScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoI saw the black and white video of them giving a soldier pot. Dude got all happy and giggly. Maybe they need to have a bonfire with weed.
minus-squareScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoNot sure if I believe this actually. If that was the case, they’d have every soldier on LSD.
minus-squareInexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 days agoSoldiers need to be stable. That’s why they instead are given amphetamines
minus-squareAtlas@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoStimulants have similar effects and don’t cause added risk of giving deranged lunatics with guns (as many) crazy hallucinations
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoI now see that being the oppressor isn’t groovy. It’s a drag, man. Where’s that black and white kitty? She’s cute and I want a cuddle.
Soon there will be 3000 happy hippies with LSD in water guns in Minneapolis. Suddenly, all the ICE agents are seen with their new immigrant friends and petting cats on the sidewalks.
the CIA tried this, turns out giving tons of LSD to violent unstable people actually just makes them even more violent and unstable
I saw the black and white video of them giving a soldier pot. Dude got all happy and giggly. Maybe they need to have a bonfire with weed.
Not sure if I believe this actually. If that was the case, they’d have every soldier on LSD.
Soldiers need to be stable. That’s why they instead are given amphetamines
Stimulants have similar effects and don’t cause added risk of giving deranged lunatics with guns (as many) crazy hallucinations
I now see that being the oppressor isn’t groovy. It’s a drag, man. Where’s that black and white kitty? She’s cute and I want a cuddle.
Austin, we won.