I was initially excited to learn that MST3K did a riff on the awful Chuck Norris movie of the same title, and was quickly disappointed to find that it’s not the same Invasion USA.
But yeah, this and the Chuck Norris one were both awful.
“My oldest friend broke up with me. A different one.”
Made me laugh a bit. Like was there another “oldest friend” that broke up with her prior to this?
Tomato bread
This was pretty much the Margherita that my friend ordered in Italy and posted a picture on his FB, “This is what REAL Italian pizza looks like.” (of course he’s from the US but claims he’s full blooded Italian, and always boasts about what is and isn’t “real” Italian food)
Anyway, the pizza was overcooked on one side, had almost no visible cheese, giant tomato slices and a couple pieces of basil.
I know it’s objectively better than greasy monstrosity American pizza, but imagine going all the way to Italy just to eat some bread with tomatoes on it and being convinced it’s better than any other thing on the planet.
I love when people still treat pineapple on pizza as some shocking new development. I grew up in rural ass Ohio in the late 90s/early 2000s and the pizza places had pineapple as an option.
I wish I liked pineapple (the texture doesn’t do it for me) because I’d be ordering it a lot more just to see who gets offended.
NYP isn’t worthy enough to wrap a fish in.
Imagine thinking this is true lmao.