FourteenEyes [he/him]
He’s just this guy, you know?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•It's time! Globalize the Imperial Boomerang!English
40·10 hours agoI’ve been seeing a bunch of rah-rah saber rattling posts about how if Trump invades Greenland it will trigger WW3 and just… no. No. The vassals will whine and roll over and appease him because ultimately they know they don’t really have a choice. NATO will trundle along just fine as it still fulfills its true purpose (omnipresent military threat against China and Russia). I don’t think there will be an invasion just because they’ll find some keys to jingle in front of his face long enough to distract him from it. But if there is it won’t change shit. A bunch of Europeans will be embarrassed to find that the fig leaf is off and the true nature of their continent’s relationship with us is laid bare. That’s it.
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acab@hexbear.net•Very, very sensitive piggiesEnglish
14·19 hours ago
“Blow it out your ass” – dick kickem 4d
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news@hexbear.net•Jonathan Ross, ice agent who shot Renee Good, leaked cellphone video to right wing mediaEnglish
11·3 days agoI’ve seen tweets going around of a guy saying that he’s talked to lawyers who specialize in defending pigs who shoot civilians saying that it really doesn’t look good for this guy
Like maybe they could justify and get him off on the first shot probably not on the second third and fourth




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Slop.@hexbear.net•I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savingsEnglish
0·1 year agosadly this may be a bit
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Kamala campaign staffers post-election autopsy on Pod Save AmericaEnglish
0·1 year agoMy god is it satisfying to see every single commenter just absolutely dunking on this pathetic display. I don’t want to watch a single microsecond of this garbage because I know it’s substanceless hot air but I am loving the comments
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Alt-Right Playbook YouTube series is a (minor) disasterEnglish
0·2 years agoIt’s the exact same energy as fallacy-citing redditors







Basically everyone asks Xi to push the button but he has to wait for the paperwork first