obviously you can drink one Hegseth of alcohol and still be Secretary of
DefenseWar so just set that as the new lower limitTheres literally no safe amount of poison you can drink. “Follow the science” crowd hates when you point this out.
But a little bit of poison disinfects my throat on the way down right?
Cheers I’ll drink to that
All these scumbags are sauced up, so this is just throwing red meat to the base.
throwing red meat to the base.
In more ways than one (CW: drawings of animal food products)

i drink the only safe amount… 0
For anyone who clicked hoping to see what # of drinks a day/week is acceptable, they don’t say. What I’m wondering is how much anabolic steroids rfk considers moderate?
Tiniest silver lining: this may encourage some people to report their alcohol consumption more accurately when they talk to a doctor.
Many years ago I went to a doctor in the US and they were doing the intake questions
How many alcoholic drinks do you have a week?
Zero
You don’t drink alcohol at all?
No
How many beers do you have?
Zero…?
Do you ever have any wine with dinner?
I said I don’t drink alcohol! I don’t drink beer, liquor, wine. I drink 0 drinks lol
Oh ok, its just that sometimes people don’t consider beers drinking, so we have to get specific…
integer overflowing due to my teetotaler lifestyle and suddenly having a BAC of 100%
RFK jr has fully entered his
phaseI’d trust the alcoholic dad from the kelly comics more than worm man.









