I imagine he would just blurt out loud to the kids “they hit the tower! And we’re gonna have a war! They’ll burn and regret attacking us!”
We know his immediate reaction to it. He called into The Howard Stern Show and said Trump Tower was now the tallest building in Manhattan. He’d tell the children that.
Great news kids, you like oil? Because we’re about to have oil, big, beautiful, oil, wow, we love to see it!
“They just fell? Wow. I didn’t know that…They were amazing buildings. What else can you say? They were an amazing structure, whether you agree or not. They were amazing buildings that were very big. I’m actually sad to hear that.”
It couldn’t have happened. Trump would never read to children.
Trump would never read
Unfiltered Trumpian ad lib in the classic style. Telling a room of first graders about the terrible explosions and plumes of smoke and people trying to escape the towers and how when they collapsed everyone was trapped, boom, just like that, just like that, and it was so awful. Then seamless pivot to talking about some personal grudge with an 80s celebrity or maybe how he used to do real estate deals with the Bin Laden’s and they were the best deals.
I can’t even picture Trump reading a book to a classroom full of children, partly because I don’t think he’s allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school
he would’ve made a dumbass funny face for sure
The guy would try to lick Trump’s bleeding ear.
“Oh here he comes now, he’s whispering something in my ear. Oh he’s telling me that the false flag operation was successful and we need to go to acting very sad that it happened. Marco can we do that? Can we go to acting sad?”
