• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    Mr. President, you said it’s a “fabulous, fabulous plan”. What did you mean by that?

    Why is the media so stupid? stupid-stupid-stupid. It’s because it is. It’s a fabulous, fabulous plan. The Greenland people are gonna get 100,000 dollars a person. When you live in snow and houses are wood - that’s a lot. A big lot. What do they use for heat? Fire in the pot stove - I think. So 100 big money. They can move to New York City. A fabulous, fabulous city with Broadway shows, women shopping, men clubs, and so much other stuff. Even though the mayor isn’t exactly right politics but reality tv charisma guy. Impressive. They love him! Love him! Broadway…

    He goes on speak for three whole minutes about his “old dreams of being big on Broadway”. He mentions “the very, very special magic factory and the very, very best bunny revue”. No one has any idea at all what he’s talking about.