I want a snake hug. They’re cute cuddly fellas and they probably give even better bear hugs than a bear. (I’d totally buy a faux snakeskin texture hug vest/pressure vest sold as “Snake Hugs”. And a weighted plush snake with that lovely mesh and beanbag belly all the best plush reptiles have, if anywhere sold them longer than a measly two feet. Lol.)


Ahh. Well, I have seen way more explicit “the snake wants to eat you, not cuddle you” art than this. I really did think it was just a really squeezy hug with a slight implication the snake might not just want to give hugs.